Hold on, I'll be right with you.
*picks himself up after tripping over LEGO blocks*
So, where were we? Ah, yes! Introductions.
Before we go on, there's something that you need to know about this website. Some may tell you that this is a multi-award winning blog. Others may shrug their shoulders and say that the site is merely a collection of eclectic thoughts of a technology professional turned stay-at-/work-from-home dad. Yet a few may warn you about my penchant to regale you with tales of fatherhood escapades that include projectile food attacks, ninja-sleeping positions, tackling high-rise LEGO buildings and other disaster stories that may completely put you off parenting. Or that I weave stories here, ones that keep you trapped in their shimmering strands long after you've left the place.
Here's the thing.
Everything you heard - the good, the bad, the ugly - it's all true.
As for my personal intro, you're just going to have to find out more about me through my work.
So, come on in. I've been waiting.