Observations, stories and the occasional lapse of sanity

Tales from the everyday trenches of modern life, with snacks




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Or browse the archives: the posts people keep coming back to.

  • The Xmas Hunger Games

    Peace on earth, goodwill to… whoever gets the last parking space. I’m writing about Christmas shopping as a full-contact sport—traffic gods, Mariah, and physics-defying bags included. You’ll laugh, then wonder why we call it “festive”.

  • Slang Wars

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    Ever sent your child the perfect parenting message, only to get a reply that crushes your millennial soul? I explore the linguistic battlefield between generations and why “K” hurts more than rejection.

  • 40 plus: No FOMO, Only JOMO

    This is for anyone tired of competing with imaginary prodigies online. At 40, success looks like getting through the day with dignity and at least one matching shoe. Come for JOMO, stay for the relief of opting out.

  • Ghosts of friendships past

    Friendship breakups happen in silence, without drama or closure. Just the strange emptiness where someone used to be. Why losing friends hurts differently than romantic heartbreak.

  • The 3AM Club

    Welcome to the 3AM Club, where insomnia meets existential dread and your brain decides it’s the perfect time to solve the universe. Sleep is overrated anyway, right?

  • The Red Earring

    Farhan wakes on an unfamiliar bus with no memory of boarding. His head throbs, his vision blurs, but one thing remains crystal clear – the woman across the aisle wearing a blood-red earring.


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